Is this a kill? or a suicide...

waldo · 02-08-2008, 11:13 PM

Earlier this evening, I picked my 13 year old daughter up from the movies and we're drivin' home, just shootin' the breeze.

On my left, up comes a brand new, F-150, four door and it's got all the bells and whistles... driven by, you guessed it 16 year old and four of his idiot pals. Thing's still got paper plates...

Well, the wannabe John Force starts challengin' me to a race. I ain't stoopid, I'm not gonna street race, especially with my daughter in the car.

He pulls out ahead of me, slows and does this several times, til we reach the next signal. He's power brakin' away and when the light turns, burns the hell outta one tire, hits the water in the gutter, turns sideways and finally gets outta the loud pedal... for about half a second.

I guess he thinks he's got it straightened out... NOT. He puts his size 12 EEE past the throttle plate, only this time, he spins in the opposite direction. The ass end of the truck starts heading for the road construction ditch, the right rear tire finds it and the whole thing is sucked into this muddy, gravel strewn hole in the ground, where it rolls onto it's side.

All this is accompanied by the shreiks of a 13 year old girl's laughter... She says this was WAY better that the movie she just saw...

And I haven't moved an inch.

Well, thankfully the morons in the clown car aren't hurt... but the good keeps gettin better... two sheriff deputies are having a coffee break on the opposite corner and gotta front row seat. I thought I was gonna hafta give one of them CPR, he was laughin' so hard, he nearly choked...

After all of that, can that be considered a kill? I didn't do nuthin', don't wanna take credit for something unearned.

**Greg095** · 02-09-2008, 12:02 AM

Don't know if a kill would be the right term. Just be thankful you didn't play his little game. Your Mag may have replaced the ditch he went into.

4rwheeler · 02-09-2008, 12:03 AM

Way to funny. Don't want to do anything dumb with kids in the car. Think they got what they deserved.

Pappa John · 02-09-2008, 12:05 AM

I don't know about a kill,
It was sort of like having you killing a deer with your car during hunting season, you didn't need a license, but you still got the kill...

Maybe you could say you were "fixin" to kill this truck when....

waldo · 02-09-2008, 12:11 AM

Hopefully, the fool learned a couple of relatively painless lessons...

1. A Magnum will scare the bejeezus out of a Ford, it'll trip and fall all over itself...

2. Quit while you're ahead...

3. Put some boiler plate in the seat of your pants before ya tell daddy what ya did to his new truck...