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  1. Bungee Jump Fail...and WIN

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    Jumper = Fail Instructor = WIN!!
  2. Dui

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    One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for...
  3. Random Thoughts

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    - I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid The Hood" routing option. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and...
  4. Speeding - Kids Trick Aussie Speed Camera

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    Hilarious:
  5. Pick Up Lines

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    I've just moved you to the top of my to do list The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to F%!$ you on the floor No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button Excuse me. My friend...
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